Get rejected.
Get ranked.
The job market is a competitive ladder. Literally.
Read-only Gmail access. We only count the bodies. We never touch them.
This week in unemployment
The database is also unemployed.
Run npx prisma migrate dev and npm run seed to give it a job.
How it works (it barely has to)
Step 1
Connect Gmail (read-only)
We detect the “unfortunately”s automatically: rejections, ghostings, even the rare interview. Bodies counted, never stored.
Step 2
Every rejection is XP
Levels, badges, streaks. League-style mastery pages for losing. Rejections are proof of effort. Celebrating them is the point.
Step 3
Climb the weekly ladder
The most rejected player each week is crowned Unemployed King. A public profile to share, so your suffering finally networks for you.
Your inbox is already full of losses.
Might as well get a crown for them.
Claim your throne