Sir Rejects-a-Lot
Lv.6 Veteran of the Void
Professionally losing since Jul 2026.
Applied
60
Rejected
46
Ghosted
7
Interviews
1
Offers
0
The funnel (more of a slide)
Applied
60
Heard back
47
Interview
1
Offer
0
Fastest rejection
6 h
personal best, frame it
Avg days to rejection
17.3
the anticipation is the best part
Longest ghost
97 days
of pure, uninterrupted silence
🎖️ Badges (5 earned)
First Blood
Took your first rejection. The market has officially acknowledged your existence.
Speedrunner
Rejected within 24 hours of applying. They really made time for you.
Serial Applicant
60 applications and counting. The Easy Apply button fears you.
Iron Streak
15 consecutive weeks with at least one rejection. Consistency is everything.
Wait, An Interview?
An actual human wants to talk to you. Don't blow it.
🪦 The graveyard (latest 8 closures)
- Monsters Inc ghostedafter 50 days
- ACME rejectedafter 17 days
- Cyberdyne Systems rejectedafter 12 days
- Oscorp rejectedafter 14 days
- Monsters Inc rejectedafter 13 days
- Dunder Mifflin rejectedafter 15 days
- Tyrell Corp rejectedafter 36 days
- Hooli rejectedafter 17 days