Speedrun Sam
Lv.3 Seasoned Reject
Professionally losing since Jul 2026.
Applied
25
Rejected
12
Ghosted
3
Interviews
1
Offers
0
The funnel (more of a slide)
Applied
25
Heard back
13
Interview
1
Offer
0
Fastest rejection
12 min
personal best, frame it
Avg days to rejection
12.5
the anticipation is the best part
Longest ghost
112 days
of pure, uninterrupted silence
🎖️ Badges (4 earned)
First Blood
Took your first rejection. The market has officially acknowledged your existence.
Speedrunner
Rejected within 24 hours of applying. They really made time for you.
Any% World Record
Applied → rejected in under an hour. That's a personal best. Frame it.
Wait, An Interview?
An actual human wants to talk to you. Don't blow it.
🪦 The graveyard (latest 8 closures)
- Buy n Large rejectedafter 0 days
- Wonka Industries rejectedafter 0 days
- Umbrella Corp rejectedafter 0 days
- Hooli rejectedafter 0 days
- Initech rejectedafter 14 days
- Weyland-Yutani rejectedafter 12 days
- Pied Piper ghostedafter 80 days
- Vandelay Industries ghostedafter 53 days