The Optimist
Lv.1 Fresh Meat
Professionally losing since Jul 2026.
Applied
15
Rejected
1
Ghosted
1
Interviews
5
Offers
1
The funnel (more of a slide)
Applied
15
Heard back
7
Interview
5
Offer
1
Fastest rejection
15 days
personal best, frame it
Avg days to rejection
15
the anticipation is the best part
Longest ghost
37 days
of pure, uninterrupted silence
🎖️ Badges (3 earned)
First Blood
Took your first rejection. The market has officially acknowledged your existence.
Wait, An Interview?
An actual human wants to talk to you. Don't blow it.
The Chosen One
You have an offer. What are you still doing here?
🪦 The graveyard (latest 8 closures)
- Hooli ghostedafter 46 days
- Cyberdyne Systems offerafter 31 days
- Globex rejectedafter 15 days